Bacon in a tube

Posted by Dan on Apr 3rd, 2009
2009
Apr 3

squeezbacon

 

A Swedish product introduced to the US, according to ThinkGeek.  It’s like the difference between something squeezed out of a tube of anchovy paste, and an anchovy from a can .  Only it’s bacon.  I don’t see how you can get crispy out of a tube.

 

Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez BaconĀ® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives.  Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!

 

Right.  Bacteria won’t touch it, so it must be good.

 

Did you know that it’s rumored ABBA met while eating Squeez BaconĀ® sandwiches?

 

Ooh, too much information!  Or do they actually think mentioning ABBA is a plus?

 

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2 Responses

  1. HermanTurnip Says:

    Bacon out of a tube?! Amazing! And they say there is no God….

  2. Dan Says:

    When I see kosher bacon in a tube, then I’ll believe.

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