Bacon in a tube
Posted by Dan on Apr 3rd, 2009
2009
Apr 3
A Swedish product introduced to the US, according to ThinkGeek. It’s like the difference between something squeezed out of a tube of anchovy paste, and an anchovy from a can . Only it’s bacon. I don’t see how you can get crispy out of a tube.
Due to the patented electro-mechanical process by which Squeez Bacon® is rendered, it requires no preservatives or other additives. Each serving is as healthy as real bacon, and equivalent to 4 premium slices of bacon!
Right. Bacteria won’t touch it, so it must be good.
Did you know that it’s rumored ABBA met while eating Squeez Bacon® sandwiches?
Ooh, too much information! Or do they actually think mentioning ABBA is a plus?
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