Chicken-fried bacon
It occurs to me that bacon is the porn of meats. Bacon is not kosher or halal, and with good reason. Pigs wallow in the mud, they eat like you-know-whats, and they carry some really disgusting parasites. Cholesterol is baaad, m’kay? Fat is worse than lean meat, everybody knows that. That’s why the bacon companies line up the strips under the plastic window so the bacon looks mostly lean.
We know that eating meat is bad for the planet. Vegetarians feel superior to meat eaters, and vegans feel superior to vegetarians. Even I, an unrepentant meat eater, feel better if I don’t eat too much meat.
Bacon is the perfect storm of everything that’s wrong with meat. And chicken-fried bacon… I found it by googling “bacon porn”. ‘Nuff said.