Voting kills

Posted by Dan on Dec 5th, 2008
2008
Dec 5

Homer Simpson in 2004!  Everyman Homer Simpson would be the ideal candidate for President of the United States, it was reported today by local Springfield news anchor Kent Brockman.  Simpson detailed his would-be platform after downing several cans of Duff beer at his favorite watering hole, Moe’s Tavern.  Homer and the rest of THE SIMPSONS are back for an epic 16th season beginning with all-new episodes Sunday, Nov. 7 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX.

 

I’ve often said that it’s more likely that I’ll be run over by a bus on the way to the polling place than it is that my vote will make a difference.  I thought I was joking, but a recent study shows an excess 24 auto fatalities and 800 disabling injuries on Election Tuesdays.  Overcoming Bias does a cost/benefit analysis, with additional discussion.

My latest excuse is that I’m betting on the election, so voting would be a conflict of interest.  I rather like being detached from the political process.  Instead of trying to choose the lesser of two weasels, I can find profitable trades on both sides.