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Here’s the deal: shear your dog (or cat or hamster), send the fur to Pet Yarn Chic, where they will spin it into yarn and pass the yarn on to someone in the Critter Knitter Guild, who will knit you a sweater.  Then when your pet regrows its fur, you put on the sweater and pose in some nice outdoor setting.  Somehow it’s the last step that seems perverted.  I know where wool comes from, but I’ve never sought out sheep for photo ops.