Reader TTB sends this story. It used to be that “news” was something that actually happened. Nowadays news is a video that someone says they’re going to show someone else a couple of days from now, that might or might not turn out to be fake, not that it matters, because you can’t see it anyway:
Peckman said the general public will have to wait to see it because it’s being included in a documentary by Stan Romanek.
“No one will be allowed to film the segment with the extraterrestrial because there is an agreement in place limiting that kind of exposure during negotiations for the documentary,” he said.
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Friday update: maybe we can see it after all.